So they have finally done it. It is accomplished. There is no need to wait any longer.
For those of you who have ever spent long arduous hours in a pool, standing stagnantly with a secret urge to jump around, the fine folks at SkyMall have answered the call for the need of a waterborne bounding device. For $59.95 + shipping and handling, you can bounce away the blues of sedentary pool immersion forever. Whether you are splashing sloppily through shallow water or gliding serenely and gracefully through the deep end, the non-slip footrest and rubber grip handlebars will ensure you keep a firm grasp on the fun. So put you Flo-Bee on Craigslist, and drop off your Bill Cosby Sweaters at Goodwill 'cause your going to need room in your closet for this must-have gem.
I should point out that the add says that this is the "only" underwater pogo stick, so if the idea for this product has been marinating in the 'ol noggin for a while now, and you just haven't had a chance to get it into production, you missed it. There is only room for one at the top. There ain't no sidecar for greatness. This is a one-man underwater pogo stick ride, and it has already left the station. I'd suggest you work on the pocket-sixed chain saw or the dogsled sno-cone machine.
I have included the ordering information and a photo below in case you are saying to yourself, "I need to get me onea them."
All I ask is that I get a spin the next time were hangin' poolside.
Item #75381D
www.skymall.com or by phone (800) 759-6255
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